Things I know about Hannibal from my dash:
- Will is terrified of deer, but obsessed with collecting stray dogs
- seriously, I think he lives on a puppy ranch or something and he has like 200 dogs
- Hannibal is probably a therapist or something but it would appear he’s actually a fancy pants caterer and tries to make food as seductively as possible even when no one is watching him cook
- (no one is ever watching him cook)
- Hannibal and Will have adopted a child from somewhere and she may have killed a dude???
- There is some crazy bitch no one likes because she is always laughing alone with salad???
- Will kissed someone and Hannibal was not happy about it because they are married and Hannibal drives hours and hours to cook Will special meals
- There are fucking antlers everywhere, like, it’s like a hipster and Thranduil did the art direction on this show.
- Lawrence Fishburne is in it but I have no idea what he really does except stare intensely at everyone and sometimes Hannibal tricks him into eating people
- JK Hannibal tricks everyone into eating people
- EVERYTHING IS PEOPLE.
- THIS IS MY DESIGN.
the “phenomenon” of asexuality
whoa those crazy asexuals. not wanting sex. that’s Weird
Watch out, i might not sex You up any second
THEY’RE NOT COMING FOR YOU