Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!
“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”
And this is basically better than the best
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
Okay, so we all knew that Hiddleston is actually Loki.
And we all knew that RDJ is actually Tony Stark.
And speculations have been made about both the Chrisses actually being Thor and Steve.
But now Mark Ruffalo is actually Bruce Banner too?
Did Marvel have to write any of their own characters?
The Avengers is actually just a documentary on all their day to day lives.
It makes sense now.
Now we realise that they were giving us a huge ass plot spoiler. Except none of us knew it!!