time for tea with chloe before class

so I was leaving safeway with my friend chloe and we’re driving out of the parking lot and I see something in the distance. as we get closer I see it’s a gallon of milk so I tell her to pull up by it. she does and I open the door but she drives past it too fast so I tell her to back up while my door is open and I lean out of the car and grab the gallon of milk and it’s still cold so I put it by my feet and we drive off.
a minute down the road we have to pull over we’re laughing so hard because what the hell is wrong with us we just grabbed a random gallon of milk out of the parking lot and took it